Lou-ser

Best reason rationalizing Lou's run for the White House:

"Lou Dobbs does not want to run for President and does not consider himself a politician. Sometimes, history demands that good people do what someone must do!"

Some campaign predictions and promises of a Dobbs Presidency: He runs on the platform to outlaw anything with a Mexican word in its name/title. Taco Bell included. Chihuahuas will be exterminated. He only campaigns at Borders bookstores. Tom Tancredo is his obvious choice for vice-president. (Funny thing about Tancredo - his name is the synthesis of two spanish words tan and credo. My rudimentary knowledge suggests that his last name means Like a creed or such as a creed. His stance on immigrations proves that Tommy lives up to his name). Lastly, New Mexico will be forced to declare a new name or face the fact that Lou's iron fist will be hovering over the red telephone. There's already been one nuclear explosion on your turf New Mexico...