Huckster Challenge: Raze the South

I challenge any reader* to the complete the following three steps:

1. Watch this video.

2. Repeat these sentences 10 times: The man admitted to the act of frying a squirrel in a popcorn popper. And eating it.

3. Vote that man into the White House proudly admit to it for four years.

I never thought I'd ever admit to this, but....Hilary Clinton is looking good right now.

Side Note: Does Mike's mode of cooking make anyone, like it does me, wonder, how said squirrel was actually caught?


*(Only valid for readers born/raised outside the area commonly referred to as Dixie and do not believe that Adam and Eve rode dinoback through the Garden, that Jefferson Davis was the first president, and/or that Jesus was a virgin.