Have you heard the news? Hugo Chavez is dating Naomi Campbell. I believe it. When she went to Venezuela to interview him for GQ, he entreated her to touch his muscles. Apparently, she liked what she felt.
This news just confirms my knowledge about the awesome power of Hugo Chavez.
Why I Love Hugo:
-Any friend of Fidel's is a friend of mine
-Fidel gave Hugo the sword of Simon Bolivar, passing the torch la revolución (Yes, that's the sword to the left. Please refrain from comment.)
-Survived an attempted coup by the CIA
-Called Dubya the devil and swore he could still smell the sulfur
-Thinks Noam Chomsky's Hegemony or Survival should be required reading for all world leaders
-Is not afraid to challenge America
Why do you love Hugo?
4 comments:
wow, that sword looks just like ...
I love Hugo because I fear the sword.
I love Hugo because he pleases Fidelito and accepts to undergo training to swallow his Sword of Bolivar.
Too many questions...
1. Did they ask Simón's permission before they pickled his unit? (It is to be proud of, no doubt.)
2. When Naomi "touched his muscle" was the sword involved?
I do love Hugo, who doesn't and by the way, why is Hugo always called a "dictator" in the US media when he just LOST AN ELECTION? One thing dictators never do is lose an election. Ask W.
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